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[excellentviolet]

I'm sorry, I'm not here at the moment, but if you can leave a message, that would be excellent.

[beep!]

Comments

voice;

[yay-us.livejournal.com]

So what do your products do? Is this a new invention to make you rich like your robots?

voice;

[excellentviolet]

That, I can't tell you just yet, but I'm sure that if I play my cards right, it will definitely make me rich.

voice;

[yay-us.livejournal.com]

Well now I'm really curious! Can I be a product tester?

voice;

[excellentviolet]

How old are you?

voice;

[yay-us.livejournal.com]

Nineteen. [She's lying, though not how you might think. She's actually quite a bit older than that, if years in crystal stasis count.]

voice;

[excellentviolet]

[Lee is actually kind of wary about letting someone as young-sounding as Vanille try his... erm... products. She might call him a criminal or something if she attended.]

Would you mind it if I asked you a few more questions? They're very important to ensure your safety as a product tester.

voice;

[yay-us.livejournal.com]

[Aw, how bad could it be? You've already come onto her. :>]

Sure! Ask away!

voice;

[excellentviolet]

[He clears his throat, sounding as professional as he can be.]

Have you ever engaged in any sexual activity? You may simply answer yes or no.

Re: voice;

[yay-us.livejournal.com]

Hee, yep!

voice;

[excellentviolet]

[S-she's so honest it's a little strange.]

Alright. Ah... will you be disturbed if I'll be the one handling the testing or would you be more comfortable if I called for a female assistant?

voice;

[yay-us.livejournal.com]

[She's just...not what you'd call shy.]

I guess that depends on what the testing involves. Um... [Now you've got her curious. What does it involve?]

voice;

[excellentviolet]

It's just simple observation. I leave you in a room with the products, you try the ones you like and I'll hand you a survey to answer afterwards.

voice;

[yay-us.livejournal.com]

...Oh!

[She finally gets it.]

Is it a private room?

voice;

[excellentviolet]

It has to be. You won't be comfortable unless I leave you alone, I take it. You should have no reason to worry. I'll be very professional about this.